Wednesday, June 24, 2009

my draft


i take sam at the 1(i know he thinks hes a 2) but if you run him at 1 i think you can settle him down and control him a bit

ill take kern at the 2(i know hes a 1) but if you run him at the 2 you instigate him to be more aggressive

plus with these 2 in the back court you have great ball handling / defense / and (if skateboarding has thinned sam down) speed

ill take me at the 3, cus come on man, if im in shape im just flat out nasty, and if i gotta grab some boards and push the ball and play a little one i can do that too

at 4 its simple.....big country(the evil dog catcher)

and ill take cr at 5, cus even at 6.6 250 he can still throw down, and he is as strong and solid as a brick shit house, and he loves to throw eye level elbows and block shots

im gonna bring burton off the bench to fill in any spot 1-5, now i know what your thinking, hes a small 1, but i figure a little weird troll kinda guy with no eyebrows should be able to distract/scare the shit at of anyone, and be able to get them off there game and either shut them down or weird them out to the point they dont want to play. and in that case i could take p miller and his bachne too, cus nobody wants to mess with that.

ps when i google jeremy kern i get this guy/girls

1 comment:

Kern Style said...

lol I wish we could actually have that team and if he really wanted too, Jeremy Kern could bring his girls to be our cheerleaders.