Gross!

I didnt intentionally pick the guy with number zero it just happended that way...and in my opinion as long as its not double zero its cool with me. Numbers dont affect my choices at all unless they were some ridiculous number like this

i agree

that guy looks good, ill keep my eye on him, but what is the obsession with guys who are number zero? its not even really a number. its nothing, its zero! you know who else uses "number" zero, slipknot! so maybe mavis is a big fan too!

ps i emailed you the new version of your album cover and havent heard back in like a week, do you check your email?

pss wheres kern at? drinking Starbucks, riding the tram, writing a grunge song?

psss i still think rubio is gonna do some good, if they trade him to the knicks that is, the buzz is that if they dont trade him he ll just play over seas some more.

pssss mavis

Why they didnt draft rubio...and why its better that way!

Russel Westbrook is the point gaurd of the future for them... When you watch him this year you'll Know why

THis is why they drafted him...




and this is why they kept him as their PG of the future...



along with his 15.7 points, 6.2 assists and 4.8 rebounds since becoming a starter in january!

Here is why they picked James Harden...The most NBA ready player in the draft!



So if you double team durant...your F'd!

i am so so sorry kern

but you know i freaking hate vince carter! i dont mean to hate your team on purpose, but come on man!, they might as well bring shawn marion on. sorry man i hate your team. i wish rubio wouldve went to the thunder, i think it wouldve been exciting to see him and KD get out and run. i hate your team kern, go back to the knicks. i love david lee. i hate your team kern. im excited for this next NBA season, im gonna have cable, and sam should hook up the internet password again, and ill get into the fantasy hard and heavy, i hate your team kern. have a good weekend .
hate.

ps googled i hate kerns team, got this

Draft day

I would like to offer my most sincere congratulations to Sam on an incredible draft for you squads! Couldn't have gotten much better.

Pratt, congratulations on getting an all star quality entertaining duo that will undoubtedly put you in the NBA Top Ten highlights day after day after day.

Note to all espn analysts: PLEASE DO NOT refer to Dwight, Rashard and VC as the Orlando big 3.

Well its at least gonna be entertaining if nothing else!

Playoffs!

I called it right...Sam Presti is an amazing GM! Oh yeah...also they got bj mullens who in two years is gonna be a solid starting big man! OKC THUNDER Contenders in two years!!!!

yes yes yes!!!!!!!

no more sasha!!!!!! bring on the diesel!!!!!!! ayayayayayayay!!!!!!

It's coming!

thats crazy / holy trinity

cus thats exactly what i look like now that ive been in montana, and thats exactly what i do, just skate and ball. i heard on the NBA today that there is a good chance rubio goes to OKC, not 100% of course, but the guy said some things had happened and that OKC would take him if they had the chance, and there is a good chance he ll be there, thats the only reason i say that.

ps google jeremy, josh, sam

Rubio to the Thunder???

Clips get griffin drop kaman and sit randolph....Then my team will win 30 games. I know thats not good..but cmon its an improvement. As far as rubio on the sonics... I have no doubt he will be a star, but they already have a rising star at point in russel westbrook who along with derrick rose, are statistically two of the top 5 most succesfull point gaurds in there first year as pros. I think they take curry actually and he plays a small two but can shoot the lights out which means you cant double durant! OKC playoffs next year if they play the draft right! PS I googled josh skate and basketball and got this

lets go........

i just found this too, and its baddass!

mike miller

looks like you got em in washington sam, now if you can just get agent zero back on the court yall might be able to win some games, prob not though, hes seems kinda like a baron davis.

and as far as your other team, im liking rubio. now i havent seen much of him, but the highlights and clips i have seen i like, hes a little flashy but still seems under control and effective, they say he has good court vision and passes well, and has an old school feel for the game, i like that. i might have to get me an OKC hat next season.

ps RJ to the spurs is nice, if they all stay healthy the west betta watch out.

pss how come sam and kern switched lives, thats weird, now sams a skateboarder?

psss when i google sam skateboard i get this

my draft

i take sam at the 1(i know he thinks hes a 2) but if you run him at 1 i think you can settle him down and control him a bit

ill take kern at the 2(i know hes a 1) but if you run him at the 2 you instigate him to be more aggressive

plus with these 2 in the back court you have great ball handling / defense / and (if skateboarding has thinned sam down) speed

ill take me at the 3, cus come on man, if im in shape im just flat out nasty, and if i gotta grab some boards and push the ball and play a little one i can do that too

at 4 its simple.....big country(the evil dog catcher)

and ill take cr at 5, cus even at 6.6 250 he can still throw down, and he is as strong and solid as a brick shit house, and he loves to throw eye level elbows and block shots

im gonna bring burton off the bench to fill in any spot 1-5, now i know what your thinking, hes a small 1, but i figure a little weird troll kinda guy with no eyebrows should be able to distract/scare the shit at of anyone, and be able to get them off there game and either shut them down or weird them out to the point they dont want to play. and in that case i could take p miller and his bachne too, cus nobody wants to mess with that.

ps when i google jeremy kern i get this guy/girls

The 2009 NBA DRAFT

Im gonna give you guys my mock draft of the first ten teams based on what Ive heard is going to happen, and on team needs. Then I'll throw in your favorite teams for fun.

1. LA clippers- Blake Griffin
It's about time we get a little luck, but we'll probably screw it up somehow. Griffin is a lock for this pick though. You tube his highlights josh...hes a milato amare stoudamire.

2. Memphis Grizzlies- Trade and then Ricky Rubio
No matter what I dont think they keep this pick. Too much interest in it and they dont need a Center as much as they want a point gaurd! Rubio won't sign with them so they trade it! If not.... Hasheem Thabeet will be there pick.

3. Seattle Supersonics aka OKC Thunder- Hasheem Thabeet
If Thabeet is off the board they'll go Harden or trade down and get Steph Curry. They already got westbrook and he's expressed he doesnt want to play shooting gaurd so rubio isnt gonna happen despite what all the experts say.

4. Sacramento Queens- Johnny Flynn
I've heard Jrue holliday too, and they really really need a PG so they'll go with the one who killed everyone in workouts which was flynn.

5. Washington Wizards- Jordan Hill
I think they should pick james Harden, but word on the street is they are going to try to trade for a vetran shooting gaurd, so Hill is the best player available in there need at power forwad.

6. Minnesota T Wolves- James Harden

If he slips this far the wolves take him, no question.

7. G state Warriors- Stephen Curry
Monta Ellis doesnt want them to draft a PG so theyll go with a pg sg combo player who is gonna fit in great with nellie ball!

8. NY Knicks- Jrue Holiday

The knicks really need a point guard. They might go with derozan to be there star of the future, but since they are waiting to see if they can get lebron, Holiday is a good point gaurd who can play d for them.

9. Toronto Raps- Demar Derozan
Obvios choice since they are losing marion and bosh within the next two years.

10. Bucks- Tyreke Evans-
Hes not expected to drop this far...but personally i think he'll be a bust. Hes a tall point gaurd, but more of a two who cant shoot and doesnt have good court vision.

30. Cavs- a shooting gaurd

Maybe jodie meeks, or derrick brown, but they know sasha and delonte are not the answer.

Orlando has no picks

the switch

tell her to fly to montana and bring them to me

ps how come you and sam switched lives?.......thats weird

kern

i want those new jersey shorts, what you want for em?

the cavs

i dont know if its more important to add someone like yao or shaq as much as it might be to just get rid of Z and sasha and (though i love him) big ben and build for lebron and the future. move on. still need that solid 3 point threat too, and it really looked like mike brown got badly out coached. or maybe stan was just really really good.

Pratt

Want Yao on your team?

Oh yeah....

Got these bad boys too.... I love supras! Especially the Hi joints!

Skyalr Jackets!!!!!

Ask Jerry Dean Kern About the Skyalr jacket from work! Oh yeah.... Shaq says everyone gets rings off of him, but now that you look at it.... He gets his from everyone else!

thats it?

what about the skylar jacket?

ps the diesel and bosh with the king.......watch out NBA

pss if marion goes to cleveland ill quit watching them

psss purple blazers are dope

pssss penis with a face

psssss im wearing safaris

pssssss ive been working on the sneaker vault, and i would really appreciate it if yall had any old eastbays you could send me, ill give yall free t shirts and memberships for life if ya can help a brotha out

Repeat

No the lakers do not repeat..... There are a few reasons why.... Gasol is the only post player people have to worry about on the team.... Bynum is super overrated and if the lakers keep odom theres now way he is as consistent as he was in the playoffs this year again. Its like when he tore it up with the heat, then sucked for the lakers the next year...Not to mention he was in a contract year. He is as bad as vince carter in my opinion. Also, they will probably break the bank to keep odom and ariza, which will leave them with fisher as starting point. He made some big shots but hes getting old and he wont help next year. They need another PG. Another reason is unfortunately the Cavs. They are so desperate to keep lebron they'll end up with either shaq, bosh via trade, marion (who even though hes nasty would be a good fit for that team) or Booze! They are not going to lose again and let him go to New york. Danny is a ferry but not so gay that he will let Lebron walk away. The celtics are a factor just cause KG said they're winning it next year...and if he says so then i kinda believe him. Last but not least the Jail....excuse me now trailblazers and other young west conference teams. Lakers are gonna get worn down in the regular season. I know this sounds crazy but look for the Thunder to make a push toward the playoffs this year. Probably not gonna make it...but win enough games to be a team you need to watch out for ala the gstate warriors of 06!



PS Idaho suxors but the shoes are hella cheap here! I get SB's for 40 bucks a pop!
Just copped these bad boys!

FATALITY!(blood dripping sound)

I was just gonna wait till the lakers beat the shit out of the cheap shoting(pietrus, nice work with the double fisty to the back) and push off flopping(hedo, doesnt that get old) garbage game(skip to my poo, nuf said) no show(dwight) magic and post this, but then the whole denim thing happened, so here it is now.

ps lakers have a good chance to repeat, but they might lose some pieces, and dont forget boston if they get everyone back and stay healthy, and if cleveland gets 2 decent players, a big guard maybe or rumors are maybe the diesel, they could cause some problems too.

pss wheres sam?

Lakers Repeat

The Lakers repeating depends on how they handle their top two free agents lamar odom and trevor ariza. Both were big factors in the playoffs and obviously the finals. Some would say keep odom because he his such a tough defend being 6 10 and able to move as well as he does and stretch the d with 3 balls (three point shots, not his nuts). Personally i'd keep Ariza. Huge upside, huge finals and he's only going to get better. He can hit 3's, he's quicker than odom, a better defender in my opinion and isn't as streaky.

In the end, the answer is yes, Lakers repeat. They will keep their core and no one was close to them this year. Kobe is an animal and their team has finally congealed. Kobe repeats as finals MVP too, obviously. And heres to him growing his hair out and wearing his hat like this.

pssssss

i forgot, yes lets all just be friends!

ps i am wearing original air rifts from 1996

always smiling?

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Finals

The Magic suck at free throws. Story ended

PS

How is a shot at lebron a shot at you?

Ha Ha

I was just being outrageous to take the tension off of you two! For both of your sake. But if you want to take shots.... Who wears denim jackets anymore? I wouldn't question someone who has been told by everyone they have amazing fashion sense, just because you feel you do.... I dont know anything about fashion but I know she always seems to be right.....Except for when it comes to weges...I hate wedges!

Now lets make up and all be best friends!

the donkey show / quick! double double! / retard

how come there is no lenses in those glasses, thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard. at least put fake ones in. if you think that shit is gonna catch on youre retarded. pink shirts fine, leggings, neon colors fine, but no lenses, thats like pants with no legs catching on, then theyre not pants, theyre shorts! without lenses theyre not glasses, theyre frames! who wants to wear frames! retard!

ps oh wait, you said yours do have lenses, well still retarded that you think itll catch on.

pss now whos the ass.

psss here comes the double team again

figures

dont be that guy kern

Finals

Josh, I hope you are enjoying being a Lakers fan. Congrats on your success.

A note to Orlando, HIT YOUR FLIPPIN FREE THROWS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miles away

With jeremy moving and pratt already gone....I just want you guys to know how my days are going to be now!!!!

john 3 16

i brought christianity into it because you act like this crazy christian lady in my bible study, if you didnt, i wouldnt. for example, i never told sam he was as unreasonable as that lady, cus hes not. if you dont like the shoe, take it off.

Magic

I'll tell you quickly what I like about the Magic players. Dwight is a Christian, is funny and is an incredible athlete. He hustles and is a hard worker. Yea he flexes when he gets frustrated but who wouldn't in that situation? Hedo is kind of nasty but he's grown on me. He has a pretty good game and remains pretty quiet for the most part without talking too much crap. Pietrus just seems like a SUPER nice guy with a great african accent. Heard him on Rome this week, solid dude, really innocent it seemed. Rashard is straight cash, gross form but it works and he's not straight thug. Rafer, not my favorite but he's doing a really good job picking up after Nelson got hurt. Rarely does he pull and 1 anymore anyways. How many turn overs does he have each game? Not the best point guard still though. Courtney lee is solid and only getting better. The work well together, have fun, miss free throws and come up big when the time is right. If you disagree, cool beans.

reef?

what is the reef?

ps, are you sending your album off to get printed, or are you printing it yourself, and how many are thinking of printing?

pss still think yall are double teaming, but thats fine, ive been getting the double teamed since the 6th grade so im used to it. word to the wise though, better bring the triple if you wanna try to contain this!

blam! shot 500 shots then 50 free throws, went 47-50, donky kong bitches!

Hurt Feelers

It only seems like we gang up because neither of us like LBJ. I'll tell you what i don't like..... Rafer Alston. He had a huge game 4, but overall he's too inconsistent and drives into traffic too often without the ability to finish. Other than that I think me and kern pretty much agree on everything but the Reef..... Its not that great.

lee

i wasnt saying he was bad, i was saying he has a bland personality(aside from the penny 3s he rocks), since kern is a magic fan cus they all are so much fun and always laughing and joking and just generally playing with great love for the game and each other. bull!

ps the blog sucks cus you and kern always gang up on me, and kern is as unreasonable as this stupid christian nurse in my bible study.

I love this blog...

No one agrees with anyone fully....but Its hella fun isn't it?

Oh yeah i take slight offense to calling out Courtney lee..... He is the perfect end of the first round rookie. He's quite doesnt say anything he shouldnt, plays stellar d and is a consistent shooter. What else do you want from that late round pick? Look at the draft...hes better than half the guys drafted ahead of him. As far as rashard... He was great in seattle...great to the fans...great with the media...terrible looking form!

well thats just great

i guess i can talk to kern anymore, cus hes just as unreasonable and close minded as this typical christian lady in my bible study who tells everyone they are going to hell and that if you drink a beer there is no way the holy spirit is in you.

ps hedo is a floppin whinny baby who complains and pushes off with his off arm more than anyone i have ever seen(more so than vlade), rafer alston is typical and 1 trash taking big headed, thinks hes better than he is inconsistent jerk(didnt he blatantly hit a guy in the head) rashard lewis is not too bad in interviews, but from what i hear kinda a jerk off the court, and is also inconsistent and has terrible form(not to mention he doesnt look or act like mr happy go luck anyways) petris is typical come off the bench hit big shots and act arrogant and act up for the crowd, lee has no personality, and big white guy is pretty much typical big white guy, not very good, block some shots, maybe dunk, again though, doesnt seem to be mr fun time. so dwight seems like a pretty good guy(though he called his coach out to the media and seems to like to collect technicals) yes he is always smiling and laughing and having a good time it seems, when hes not trying to take someones head off with an elbow, so i get that, but why is it again you like the rest of the magic?





pss you really gonna tell me he doesnt look down and flex at AV.....really? im not saying i agree with the rule, but it is the rule, and you gonna tell me he didnt break it?

psss i liked sams post better, he seems to make more sense, although i dont agree with everything he has to say either

Orlando Magic

What you may not realize, that I truly love the Magic. Dwight Howard is their leader and is a dominant force. He destroys people with his power, he hustles, he has a good attitude, seems like a great guy off the court and loves to have fun. Why wouldn't you like him? No I don't play anything like him, but I usually like players for their personality before their game.

I will admit, my least favorite thing about Howard and the magic in general is their poor free throw shooting. For Dwight it's like shooting with a nerf ball. Some guys can still work around that. But then due to his muscle it's like shooting with 3 down jackets on. It's just harder for him and I guarantee you he puts in just as much work if not more as anyone on his free throws. Don't pull that crap that it's because he doesn't "have a love for the game."

Sorry about the queen comment

I am very happy, because had the Cavs won, then I would have been a lakers fan and that just sucks.

Dwight's technicals, haha you have got to be kidding me. He should NEVER have gotten that tech. He didn't even look at Anderson Vjo, he was just pumped. If I was getting raped and never getting calls, and then every time my opponents best player gets calls because his shot was contested I would be frustrated as hell too. His T's are not Rashard Wallace t's, He always has a legitimate reason for his argument.


Have fun being a Lakers fan

check your email

sam, its about album art

Easy Peasy Parcheasy!

Ok i like agent zero...but you never watched him when he was healthy... I liked hughes in high school cause he was exciting then....Dont like him now, though he is still a decent on the ball defender. Loved Nick van Easy because i was a little guy who liked to score.... But now.... Love Gilbert, love durant, love brandon roy, love derrick rose, love oj mayo, and love love love d wade! Those are all great great players, even you can admit that. As far as developing an all around game, rose couldnt shoot for shit when he got in the league and already has a mid range that you have to respect now. I know all of this is cause i dont like lebron. I dont like that he gets King James before hes ever won anything. I dont like that the refs are blatantly all over his nards. I don't like that his outside shot is as inconsistent as VC, but most of all I dont relate and thats why i dont like him. I love derrick rose cause he's the type of point guard I would have loved to be. I love Mayo because hes got a beautiful shot and plays great on the ball D. I love durant because i had season tix for god sakes, why wouldnt I! I love brandon roy because he is one of the most all around players in the league. I love D-wade because he reminds me of jordan more than anyone, the way we can weave through the d, but has a consistent jumper to keep the D honest. I love cp3 because Ive loved him since wake forest...hes just amazing. And finally I love gilbert because at my current skill and age he is someone I can relate to. Hes got an attitude like the P, and his game is not flashy, he cant jump high, he never dunks, but he is crafty and can shoot the lights out. So it was kind of a cheap shot on your part, but its cool,I know you love lebron and now you know why I love those guys and especially agent zero.

ps. Dwight is just exciting to watch. What else is there to have to like...Its just like the Diesel in his orlando years!