Wednesday, April 15, 2009

A REAL BLOG

If anyone even checks this....enjoy i will probably rant ala jim rome clone. What the fuck is going on in this state...seriously Joes sports is closing....If joes is closing then i dont get what people do here...I mean of course theres no dope places to shop outside of (sadly enough) downtown nampa and thats mostly for women.... I know theres no pro teams to watch, and there is definately not very many good shows to go check out.... I thought all people do here is hunt and play sports cause thats all you can do here...then i find out the most popular sporting goods store in prime location is shutting down???? filling for bankruptcy???? What the fuck is going on here? that is a real question! What the fuck goes on here if people dont camp hunt play football lift wieghts, baseball, basketball, mountain bike, ski, snowboard, i mean cmon idaho...do something! If costco closes im fuckin blowing this town up...seriously..what is even here for? Starbucks closes at 8... 8??? thats how you know old folk own this town...theyre in bed by 9 (yes my dad is one of them) so they cant have coffe after 6 probably. FLying M sucks the biggest wang ever..it should be a dope place but its not the coffe and tea there is garbage and the people who go there other than jeremy and his lady are fuckin punk asses who think they are at a cool trendy spot....you want a cool trendy spot...go to sports authority...its the only place left! If it wasnt for mongolian bbq the food would suck too...why are the mexican resturaunts crappy if every resturaunt mexican or not have a mexicans cooking the fuckin food! Why do people even make music here?? serious!!! why do i..i mean i suppose its cause i assume i will leave in a couple years if not this year, but why do i bother right now..i try to find dope mc's and i find a bunch of 18-22 year olds who listen to too much fuckin magic 93.1 with terrible metaphores and punchlines like "my shit stays hot like satan diahrea" WOW..... the only decent and not even that decent mc that i know is a christian mc..not that there is anything wrong with that i love the procussions and ohmega wats and lightheaded...but he refuses to be creative with his lyrics and wants be straight up literal...not to mention all his metaphores are the same as when we first started working together...AY YO! People are assholes here...they say big cities are full of assholes but i never once had people scream nerd to me or even fuckin look at me when i wore my big framed glasses in seattle...jeremy gets FAG yelled at him every other week for no reason. Christina has guys say why are you wearing glasses without lenses...and im like why the fuck are even speaking right now with your hollister shirt like that shit is even dope or something.... Jus is blowing up...but why? Why is monavie and jus popular? what the fuck does it really do.... its got all this fruit and blah blah blah...just by the fuckin fruit then....supplements blah blah blah...fuck a suplement do you really want to look like that meathead guy thats been workin for GNC in the mall for longer than chet (ok maybe not that long). Adam sandoval is gay...mike says hes not he has a girlfriend but i saw him downtown with two guys who were making out and they were all leaving the balcony. Everyone trys to add drama to your life here..... They are bored and they just like to have drama cause they dont have tnt. 3 cubby sightings at the rec center now...... I do enjoy dutch brothers.... I dont enjoy dutch ovens.... My fucking beats are getting so artsy i think i need hug..... Chev tried to give me a pep talk yesterday and instead i feel a whole lot worse than i did before. If he was here i would punch him in the face for being so honest...speaking of honest assholes.... I MISS PRATT!!!! Not darrel...i could do without him although he is fun to play madden with.... I miss his rants...which is why i have to do my own.... The only things dope about idaho were Jeremy and Josh.... Josh is gone Jeremy is leaving me.... I think i might commit musical suicide and join a ska band.............. Butch otter...butch otter.....butch otter.....butc

1 comment:

Kern Style said...

Apparently Joe's wasn't making enough money and they were going to get bought out by dick's sporting goods but then along came some agency and offered them more money than dicks to just have them repo all the stuff thus it's "going out of business." I wish everything there was more than 10-20% off though and I might actually buy something. Good rant, I don't want to reply to it all a la typing though.